Fast Food Folk Song (at the Taco Bell Drive-Thru) - Today's Christian Videos

The guy's reaction is totally authentic, and he really got the order right (almost right).



LYRICS:

Iʼll start with a taco, soft like a cloud

I want mine crunchy, I like to eat loud.

Iʼll choose a chalupa, Iʼll grab a gordita,

and two taco salads for our senoritas.

And a Burrito Supreme, with extra sour cream

Itʼs a cylindrically shaped seasoned beef dream.

A taquito. An enchirito. Some cinnamon twists.

A chicken border bowl. Are you gettinʼ all this?



And you know that nothing beats a

hmmm, mmmm...Mexican Pizza...

Weʼll take two of those, but please hold the diced tomatoes.

And I admit, Iʼve always felt,

like Iʼm in love with the meximelt.

Make mine with a little extra love, and think of me...

as the cheese drops from your Taco Bell glove.

and thatʼs it.



No! Iʼm not done...Iʼll also take a...



Double-decker taco cause Iʼm feeling wild

And make my sauce Fire. Uh, heʼll take mild.

and weʼll take two Mt. Dew Baja blasts

for a chance at 25 dollars cash

Iʼm told thereʼs a winner for every 5 minutes

Iʼm stealing your online code if you win it.

Why would you do that? You owe me 25 bones

I owe you 5. Plus interest--it was a loan.

And I think weʼll be satisfied, if we get some mexican rice on the side.

And thatʼs it.