John Crist Shares Hilarious Chick-Fil-A Pick Up Lines
August 28, 2019
Christian comedian John Crist does it again! In this video, he's back with another hilarious round of Christian pick up lines, but this time, they have all got a Chick-Fil-A spin.
Chick-Fil-A restaurants are known for their impeccable service and delicious food. We all know that whenever we walk through those doors, we are going to get world-class service and an amazing meal.
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Whether it’s inside the restaurant or going through the drive-thru, Chick-Fil-A employees are always there to greet you with a smile and positive attitude. It seems that everyone knows about their good reputation and, sometimes, people even poke fun at the restaurant.
Today, comedian John Crist is sharing some hilarious Chick-Fil-A pick up lines and you’ll be laughing out loud when you hear some of these. This clean comedian always brings the laughs and he always does it in a very loving way.
John Crist Cracks Up While In Chick-Fil-A
As a preacher’s kid, John definitely grew up loving some Chick-Fil-A. Just listen as he cracks us up by saying lines such as “Excuse me, are you Chick-Fil-A sauce? Because you’re my first choice.”
John takes us through so many iconic Chick-Fil-A staples like the nuggets, condiments, and even the efficient drive-thru. “Communication in our relationship is like the Chick-Fil-A drive-thru. Both lanes open.”
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One by one, he delivers some roll on the floor one-liners and I was in stitches the entire time. Which line was your favorite? I don’t know if I can choose just one!
WATCH: Chick-Fil-A Pickup Lines
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