Hilarious Chick Fil A Pick Up Lines From John Crist

Hilarious Chick Fil A Pick Up Lines From John Crist

Christian comedian John Crist is back with another hilarious round of Christian pick up lines, but this time, they’ve all got a Chick Fil A spin.


Chick-Fil-A restaurants are known for their impeccable service and delicious food. We all know that whenever we walk through those doors, we are going to get world-class service and an amazing meal.

Whether it’s inside the restaurant or going through the drive-thru, Chick-Fil-A employees are always there to greet you with a smile and positive attitude. It seems that everyone knows about their good reputation and, sometimes, people even poke fun at the restaurant.

Today, comedian John Crist is sharing some hilarious Chick Fil A pickup lines and you’ll be laughing out loud when you hear some of these. This clean comedian always brings the laughs and he always does it in a very loving way.

As a preacher’s kid, John definitely grew up loving some Chick Fil A. Just listen as he cracks us up by saying lines such as “Excuse me, are you Chick Fil A sauce? Because you’re my first choice.”

John takes us through so many iconic Chick Fil A staples like the nuggets, condiments, and even the efficient drive thru. “Communication in our relationship is like the Chick Fil A drive thru. Both lanes open.”

One by one, he delivers some roll on the floor one liners and I was in stitches the entire time. Which line was your favorite? I don’t know if I can choose just one!