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Jeanne Robertson reached her 6’2” stature at age thirteen. Perhaps it was an indication of a future speaking career that would soar to great heights.
No, professional speaking might not have been predicted when Jeanne was in the seventh grade in Graham, North Carolina, when and where she would have been voted most likely to make the basketball team and least likely to be a contestant in the Miss America Pageant. She did make the team—averaging more than thirty points per game in her junior and senior years—but as Miss North Carolina 1963 she also competed in the Miss America Pageant where she was named Miss Congeniality. It was her participation in and perhaps even her losing of the Miss America title that turned Jeanne’s life into a succession of events which led her to be one of the funniest, busiest and most popular professional speakers in America today. Because she was asked to speak every day as Miss North Carolina, Jeanne traveled her native state for one year speaking at pageants and addressing civic clubs and corporations. When that time was over, she found that people were willing to pay her to come and address their groups and conventions and loving every laughing minute of it. They wanted Jeanne-not just a title holder-and they wanted her because she made them laugh. At that point, Jeanne still viewed speaking as a way to make a little money while continuing her education. She received her degree at Auburn University and taught physical education in high school and college, a career she enjoyed for nine years. But throughout those years, the requests continued to pour in for her to speak. In 1976, she stopped teaching and entered professional speaking full time. With the flexibility to speak more often, Jeanne’s rise in the speaking profession was nothing short of phenomenal. Clients and speakers alike were quick to recognize her ability. In addition to a full speaking schedule year after year, she has been awarded every top honor and designation in her profession including the Certified Speaking Professional designation (CSP) in 1980 and being inducted in the CPAE Speaker Hall Of Fame in 1981. A member of NSA/Carolinas, she served as President of the National Speakers Association in 1985. In 1989 she became the first woman to receive that association’s most cherished honor, the Cavett Award. The Cavett is awarded annually to one member “whose accomplishments, integrity and reputation are a credit to NSA and the speaking profession.” Toastmasters International named Jeanne the recipient of its 1998 Golden Gavel Award, given annually to one individual for accomplishments in leadership and communications. She is the only female professional speaker who has received this honor. Other recipients include Lowell Thomas, Walter Cronkite, Earl Nightingale, Art Linkletter, Dr. Joyce Brothers, Tom Peters, Mark Russell, Ken Blanchard and Zig Ziglar. In recognition of her professional expertise, experience, and competence, Jeanne was honored by the NCAA Southeastern Conference as Auburn University's Woman Entrepreneur of the Year 2000. She currently serves on the Board of Trustees of Elon University. The North Carolina Press Association named Jeanne as its 2001 North Carolinian of the Year for "her popularity on the speaking circuit, her award-winning ways, and her representation of North Carolina." Past recipients include Elizabeth Dole, Rev. Billy Graham, and Dean Smith. The Miss North Carolina Organization named Jeanne as its 2003 Woman of Achievement. She was the first former Miss North Carolina to be so named. The National Speakers Association named her its 2012 Master of Influence. Jeanne has produced eight humor DVDs and CDs and written three books on humor - Humor: The Magic of Genie, Mayberry Humor Across the USA and Don’t Let the Funny Stuff Get Away. These books are filled with reality-based stories, which illustrate her humor philosophy. She can be heard on SiriusXM Satellite Radio's Family Comedy and Blue Collar Comedy channels. While she enjoys making people laugh, Jeanne views the role of a humorist as more than eliciting laughter. As audiences are holding their sides and wiping tears from their faces, she makes her point clear. Perhaps that is why thousands of meeting planners make their point clear when they say… "The Meetin' ain't over 'til the tall lady speaks."
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Classic Jeanne Robertson Bit About ‘Getting Back’ at Left Brain - Comedy Videos
People have different ways of examining, analyzing and solving problems and situations. This is undoubtedly true for husbands and wives.
In a classic clip featuring humorist Jeanne Robertson, she delves into the ways people look at the world and how brains function differently. Specifically, she talks about her husband, whom she lovingly refers to as “LB” for the left brain. Also, Jeanne mentioned one instance in which she used her husband’s way of thinking against him!
Jeanne goes on to hilariously explain that those who are left-brained are analytical, like details and prefer staying in the box.
“And you know “the box” that we always talk about? Thinking out of the box?” she asks. “They’re happy in the box.”
Jeanne pointed out how she likes to quickly put funny ideas and thoughts down on paper and then have someone read them over for possible inclusion in her shows. When her husband was that someone, things didn’t go according to plan.
“I ripped it out of the printer and went up to Left Brain’s office,” she said. “And said, ‘Left Brain, do you think this is funny?’”
After returning from getting coffee, she said she waited an additional 10 minutes outside the door to her husband’s now-closed office. There were no laughs to be heard.
Jeanne then opened the door, went back in and demanded an answer to her question of whether her material was humorous or not.
“I haven’t read it for funny yet. I’m trying to get these commas corrected,” her husband responded.
Near the end of the laugh-out-loud clip, Jeanne mentions how she got back at him and ingeniously disrupted her husband’s golf outing with friends.
“I know how long it takes them to drive out there,” she said. “And I knew what time they were gonna tee off and I just waited and watched my watch”
Jeanne waited for the exact moment.
“When he had pulled that golf club out of the bag, that’s when I had called him on his cell phone and just asked one simple little question that seems to bother left-brained people. I said, ‘Honey, where’s the hammer?’”
Her husband didn’t get the best score on that hole.
“They said he teed off and the ball went backwards,” Jeanne stated.
Jeanne also mentions several other specific and hysterical instances, including one at church, that perfectly illustrates how she thinks and how her husband processes situations.
“We go to early service at our church, and several weeks ago, leave and I just made the comment, being right-brained, ‘Wasn’t a big crowd in church today,”’ she said. “Left Brain said, ’47.’ “I said, ‘You don’t know that.”’
Romans 12:6 “Having gifts differing according to the grace that was given to us, if prophecy, let us prophesy according to the proportion of our faith;”