Hilarious 10 Proposed Changes For Restaurants
One comedian, Matt Mitchell, has created 10 hilarious proposals he believes restaurants should consider moving forward with immediately.
Eating is a favorite activity for nearly every single person. That’s one of the reasons why holidays, especially the Christmas season, are so popular. Delicious food is in abundance at family gatherings.
But family gatherings and home-cooked meals aside, everyone has a favorite restaurant and a preferred meal or dish at that particular establishment. But when it comes to food, is perfection attainable? Can’t a food, dish or even a restaurant always be tweaked and improved?
Comedian Matt Mitchell believes that restaurants and their food can always be better. To achieve this, he has provided 10 ways in which he thinks restaurants can become better.
Matt’s first proposal involves the word “restaurant” itself.
“Number one: Let’s make restaurant easier to spell first,” he suggests. “That’d be cool.”
His second proposal involves Chick-fil-A making a menu item more readily available to its legions of committed fans.
“Chicken mini should be available all day long,” he states. “It’s real simple Chick-fil-A.”
He adds there are “no excuses” for the chicken chain not making the chicken mini always available.
Another proposal is for Firehouse Subs. But, as he mentions, it goes for all fast-food chains that implement a rewards program.
“Stop changing the rewards!” Matt said. “I was this close to earning a free party tray from Firehouse, and they took it away from me. And now, what am I supposed to use my 10 million points on?”
He also includes more hysterical and oddly relatable suggestions for other popular chains such as Burger King, McDonald’s, Taco Bell and Cracker Barrel.
But at the end of the video, Matt singles out one fast-food chain for special recognition: Hunt Brothers Pizza.
“You just keep doing you, baby,” Matt says. “You’re not even a restaurant. Heck, you’re barely pizza, but you’ve never once deceived us.”
1 Corinthians 10:31 “So then, if it is a question of food or drink, or any other thing, whatever you do, do all to the glory of God.”
Hilarious 10 Proposed Changes For Restaurants
One comedian, Matt Mitchell, has created 10 hilarious proposals he believes restaurants should consider moving forward with immediately.
Eating is a favorite activity for nearly every single person. That’s one of the reasons why holidays, especially the Christmas season, are so popular. Delicious food is in abundance at family gatherings.
But family gatherings and home-cooked meals aside, everyone has a favorite restaurant and a preferred meal or dish at that particular establishment. But when it comes to food, is perfection attainable? Can’t a food, dish or even a restaurant always be tweaked and improved?
Comedian Matt Mitchell believes that restaurants and their food can always be better. To achieve this, he has provided 10 ways in which he thinks restaurants can become better.
Matt’s first proposal involves the word “restaurant” itself.
“Number one: Let’s make restaurant easier to spell first,” he suggests. “That’d be cool.”
His second proposal involves Chick-fil-A making a menu item more readily available to its legions of committed fans.
“Chicken mini should be available all day long,” he states. “It’s real simple Chick-fil-A.”
He adds there are “no excuses” for the chicken chain not making the chicken mini always available.
Another proposal is for Firehouse Subs. But, as he mentions, it goes for all fast-food chains that implement a rewards program.
“Stop changing the rewards!” Matt said. “I was this close to earning a free party tray from Firehouse, and they took it away from me. And now, what am I supposed to use my 10 million points on?”
He also includes more hysterical and oddly relatable suggestions for other popular chains such as Burger King, McDonald’s, Taco Bell and Cracker Barrel.
But at the end of the video, Matt singles out one fast-food chain for special recognition: Hunt Brothers Pizza.
“You just keep doing you, baby,” Matt says. “You’re not even a restaurant. Heck, you’re barely pizza, but you’ve never once deceived us.”
1 Corinthians 10:31 “So then, if it is a question of food or drink, or any other thing, whatever you do, do all to the glory of God.”
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Victory over sinful thoughts starts with dependence upon God to stay free from enslaving sin. It’s a life lived with a surrendered mouth and heart before God. Winning requires us to remember our Rock, who rescues us and gives us a firm standing place, and our Redeemer, who rescues us from total loss.
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