Cap’n Crunch Isn’t for Beginners — Jeff Foxworthy’s Take Is Hilarious
Cap’n Crunch isn’t for beginners or novices, as Jeff Foxworthy’s hilarious take makes perfectly clear. The popular funnyman shared why a delicate balance must be struck whenever enjoying the sweet, sugary breakfast cereal. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Jeff says must happen when chowing down a nice bowl of Cap’n Crunch.
It's been said that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Some would likely argue with that statement, because reaching consensus on anything today is nearly impossible, even for something as innocuous and insignificant as breakfast. Some individuals enjoy arguing too much and being contrarians to cede anything.
Regardless of one’s stance on the importance of breakfast, who doesn’t enjoy a bowl of cereal now and then? There is literally something for every taste. If you want chocolate, peanut butter or marshmallows in your cereal, there are plenty of those that qualify. On the other hand, for those who desire a healthier cereal, there are also options available for purchase. Then, there are some cereals that require special instructions for eating.
In a clip posted on YouTube, Jeff mentioned what one must do when eating a bowl of Cap’n Crunch. As he hilariously points out, an individual cannot dive right in and start downing that sweet, sugary goodness. There is a process, a system that must be adhered to, or bodily injury may occur.
“Fact of life: out of all the cereals, Cap’n Crunch is the most time-intensive,” he said. “Here’s what I’m talking about. You eat it too soon after you pour the milk on, and you will rip the roof of your mouth to shreds. You wait too long after you pour the milk on, and the captain will put a film on your teeth a wire brush can’t get rid of.”
Cap’n Crunch is not for everybody, especially for beginners and the inexperienced.
Proverbs 17:22 “A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.”
Cap’n Crunch isn’t for beginners or novices, as Jeff Foxworthy’s hilarious take makes perfectly clear. The popular funnyman shared why a delicate balance must be struck whenever enjoying the sweet, sugary breakfast cereal. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Jeff says must happen when chowing down a nice bowl of Cap’n Crunch.
It's been said that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Some would likely argue with that statement, because reaching consensus on anything today is nearly impossible, even for something as innocuous and insignificant as breakfast. Some individuals enjoy arguing too much and being contrarians to cede anything.
Regardless of one’s stance on the importance of breakfast, who doesn’t enjoy a bowl of cereal now and then? There is literally something for every taste. If you want chocolate, peanut butter or marshmallows in your cereal, there are plenty of those that qualify. On the other hand, for those who desire a healthier cereal, there are also options available for purchase. Then, there are some cereals that require special instructions for eating.
In a clip posted on YouTube, Jeff mentioned what one must do when eating a bowl of Cap’n Crunch. As he hilariously points out, an individual cannot dive right in and start downing that sweet, sugary goodness. There is a process, a system that must be adhered to, or bodily injury may occur.
“Fact of life: out of all the cereals, Cap’n Crunch is the most time-intensive,” he said. “Here’s what I’m talking about. You eat it too soon after you pour the milk on, and you will rip the roof of your mouth to shreds. You wait too long after you pour the milk on, and the captain will put a film on your teeth a wire brush can’t get rid of.”
Cap’n Crunch is not for everybody, especially for beginners and the inexperienced.
Proverbs 17:22 “A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.”
Today's Devotional
A Prayer to Prioritize Laughter - Your Daily Prayer - June 11
When we’re able to laugh at our circumstances or ourselves, we’re less likely to be crushed by unexpected difficulties or challenges.
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Today's Devotional
A Prayer to Prioritize Laughter - Your Daily Prayer - June 11
When we’re able to laugh at our circumstances or ourselves, we’re less likely to be crushed by unexpected difficulties or challenges.
