This dad’s hysterical comments while playing with his little girl are priceless. He has one hilarious one-liner after another that will, without a doubt, keep you laughing from beginning to end. Watch the short but uproarious clip to see the father play with his daughter and hear every one of his screamingly funny lines.

Children are wonderful gifts, blessings from the good Lord above. Every household blessed with children is instantly made better in every way imaginable. Now, part of being a parent means regularly engaging and interacting with those youngsters. Not only does this show them you love and care, but it will also benefit them in several other ways, including speech development and socialization.

Of course, engaging with your children is not always about correcting or admonishing them; often, it’s simply about playing with them and taking part in an activity of their choosing. However, as every parent knows, participating in activities your little one selects can range from mildly amusing to mind-numbingly dull. But that’s what parents do, right? 

In a clip posted on YouTube, a father and his little girl play hotel. He pretends to be a woman behind the desk; his child is the customer. The father doesn’t seem reluctant but instead dives headfirst into the role. Anytime his daughter says or asks something, he shoots right back, while remaining entirely in character, with onehilarious one-liner after another.

The following are just a select few of the best lines the father says while he and his daughter play hotel manager and customer.

“Hello, welcome to the Almost Inn,” he says. “What can I disappoint you with today?”

“This ain’t Burger King, you can’t have it your way!”

The father was hilariously honest with her after she asked why he needed her ID.

“Because if the room catches fire or the bed collapses, we need somebody to blame properly.”

Later in the clip, the young woman asks if the hotel has Wi-Fi. She is likely to be disappointed with his hysterical but less-than-satisfactory response.

“We got Wi-Fi, but only by the ice machine, if you hold your phone at a 45-degree angle and whisper, ‘Please’ to it.”

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”