Nate Bargatze’s strong anti-lake stance will have you cracking up. The popular funnyman has staked out a firm position on that body of water, and it’s not a positive one either. Watch the short but hysterical clip to listen to Nate explain why he is very much against lakes and being out on them.

Everyone likes the water. When the temperature warms, one of the most popular outdoor activities is to enjoy the water. That could mean heading to a beach to take a swim in the ocean or heading to a water park to try out their latest and greatest water slide. Additionally, it could mean enjoying a relaxing evening on the lake, taking in the beautiful scenery.

Well, as it turns out, not everyone does, in fact, enjoy the water. Nate is not a big fan of all kinds of bodies of water. Specifically, Nate hates lakes and is totally against being on them for any amount of time. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate explained why he is so opposed to lakes. His reasons for his dislike of lakes will have you laughing and may even have you nodding along as he makes some excellent points about them.

If he has to be on a lake, he would prefer a vessel that moves rather slowly and is very quiet. But he confesses that, from his experience, that has never been the case.

“I mean, it’s her boat, it’s five hours,” he said. “You just sit in the back of it - ‘Be! Be! Be! Be! Be!’ No one can talk; it’s just chaos. I mean, stuff is flying everywhere. I’m sore for a month, just, like, ‘Is that from the boat?’”

Later in the clip, he added how out on the lake, it’s pretty much anarchy.

“There’s no rules on the lake,” he said. “It’s just the wild West. Everybody drives as fast as they want. There’s only sudden turns made out there. Everybody driving a boat is either drunk or 11.”

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”