Which Corn Eater Are You? This Comedian’s Take on How People Eat the Vegetable is Comedic Gold
Which type of corn-eater are you? This comedian’s take on how people eat the popular vegetable is comedic gold. Watch the short but hysterical and informative clip to see if you’re able to spot your corn-eating method.
The odds are likely pretty good that we could all eat more vegetables. Put down the sandwich or that tasty, sweet treat and pick up a salad instead. Sure, theoretically, that sounds like good, sound and healthy advice. But when it comes to actually practicing that, how many of us are going to do that? Be honest, I won’t tell anyone.
Of course, some vegetables are more appealing and appetizing than others. What kind of a person would willingly choose to eat an artichoke, a mushroom, a beet or an onion? I understand that tastes and preferences are different, but eating an onion? Seriously? Do some people just enjoy the horrible taste and having bad breath all day?
A clip posted on YouTube features a comedian demonstrating the various ways people chow down on one of the best-tasting and most appetizing vegetables: corn. He may be exaggerating some aspects of how individuals eat an ear of corn, but not by much. We all know people who eat corn as shown in the video. Perhaps you might even spot your particular corn-eating method.
The first one shown is likely the most hilarious and one of the most common: the speed racer.
“If you ain’t first, you’re last,” he says. “Time me, Rick! Done! Think I broke a record and a crown.”
The video also shows the dutiful father slicing off the kernels of corn for their child, who, after the parent goes through all that trouble, eats exactly one bite of corn and states they’ve had their fill of the vegetable.
While all the corn-eating methods shown are possible options, the one I cannot and will not get behind is the one where the corn is slathered in butter. My corn will never have butter on it. Salt and pepper, sure. But never butter.
Genesis 9:3 “Every living and moving thing will be food for you; I give them all to you as before I gave you all green things.”
Which type of corn-eater are you? This comedian’s take on how people eat the popular vegetable is comedic gold. Watch the short but hysterical and informative clip to see if you’re able to spot your corn-eating method.
The odds are likely pretty good that we could all eat more vegetables. Put down the sandwich or that tasty, sweet treat and pick up a salad instead. Sure, theoretically, that sounds like good, sound and healthy advice. But when it comes to actually practicing that, how many of us are going to do that? Be honest, I won’t tell anyone.
Of course, some vegetables are more appealing and appetizing than others. What kind of a person would willingly choose to eat an artichoke, a mushroom, a beet or an onion? I understand that tastes and preferences are different, but eating an onion? Seriously? Do some people just enjoy the horrible taste and having bad breath all day?
A clip posted on YouTube features a comedian demonstrating the various ways people chow down on one of the best-tasting and most appetizing vegetables: corn. He may be exaggerating some aspects of how individuals eat an ear of corn, but not by much. We all know people who eat corn as shown in the video. Perhaps you might even spot your particular corn-eating method.
The first one shown is likely the most hilarious and one of the most common: the speed racer.
“If you ain’t first, you’re last,” he says. “Time me, Rick! Done! Think I broke a record and a crown.”
The video also shows the dutiful father slicing off the kernels of corn for their child, who, after the parent goes through all that trouble, eats exactly one bite of corn and states they’ve had their fill of the vegetable.
While all the corn-eating methods shown are possible options, the one I cannot and will not get behind is the one where the corn is slathered in butter. My corn will never have butter on it. Salt and pepper, sure. But never butter.
Genesis 9:3 “Every living and moving thing will be food for you; I give them all to you as before I gave you all green things.”
Today's Devotional
A Prayer for Those Crushed in Spirit - Your Daily Prayer - July 18
Jesus experienced abandonment in our place so that we don’t have to endure it.
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Today's Devotional
A Prayer for Those Crushed in Spirit - Your Daily Prayer - July 18
Jesus experienced abandonment in our place so that we don’t have to endure it.
