Grocery shopping goes off the rails in this comedian’s hysterical bit. You probably won’t look at a trip to the grocery store the same after listening to and laughing at his shopping advice. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what he says shoppers should do at the store.

Shopping is one of the worst activities human beings regularly engage in, and there is no disputing that. However, if you can believe it, shopping, as bad as it is, does get considerably worse. This horrible, undesirable activity does have a name: grocery shopping.

Seriously, there is nothing worse than a trip to the grocery store, and this is for several reasons. For starters, it’s nearly impossible to have a “quick trip” to the grocery store. No matter what item you need, there will always be someone standing right in front of it, holding and carefully reading a box of cake mix or Stove Top Stuffing. This won’t be a simple skimming of the ingredients, either. No, they will always be reading as if their life depended on knowing exactly what goes into red velvet. And don’t even get me started on the people for whom returning a cart is too much effort.

In a clip posted on YouTube, Kellen Erskine shares some thoughts and opinions on grocery shopping as well. He does not appear to be a fan of the activity either. However, what he proposes will certainly make grocery shopping much more interesting.

“The most selfish thing a human being can do is leave a shopping cart in an empty parking space,” he said. “Yeah, if you’ve done that, shame on you. You’re telling me you can meander two and a half miles inside Costco, but the moment you get to your vehicle, you’re like, ‘Not another step.’”

He is 100 percent right about the shopping cart situation!

Later in the clip, he suggests doing something that, while hilarious, will likely not be appreciated by your fellow shoppers.

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”