Nate Bargatze hilariously lists what he’s banned from doing around his wife. The popular and incredibly funny comedian shared what he does that puts his wife on edge and how she responds. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Nate explain what he does that annoys his wife to no end.

Marriage is one of the most beautiful parts of life. Who wouldn’t want to spend their entire lives completely and hopelessly devoted to and in love with someone? However, like anything else worthwhile, marriage requires much work, patience and care.

Wedding ceremonies are extraordinary, emotional events in which attendees see a family created, where two people vow to remain with one another until death do them part. But it’s after the wedding that real life and marriage begin. Throughout any marriage, there will be fights and arguments. No two people will see eye-to-eye on every single subject; that’s simply an impossibility and would also be quite boring.

In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate mentions what he cannot do around his better half. He also shares that she is not shy about letting him know what he does that drives her crazy. Some of them are unexpected, while others are pretty surprising.

“Look, there’s a lot of things I’m not allowed to do near her as well,” he said. “If I snore, she hits me with a closed fist. Those nudging days are long gone.”

Later in the clip, Nate stated that his list of restricted activities around his wife also includes eating, specifically when he chews.

“I’m not allowed to eat near her,” he said. “I guess I chew louder than a lot of humans, and she has the hearing of an owl. If we eat meat, I got to eat it in the yard like a lion at the zoo.”

Genesis 2:24 “For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.”