Comedian’s '10 Commandments of Walmart' Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

A comedian has released his “10 Commandments of Walmart,” which will have you laughing out loud. Matt Mitchell has compiled a list of the most important things to know and follow when visiting the popular retailer. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Matt’s “10 Commandments of Walmart.”

In life, we all have to do things we do not like. It’s simply a fact, and an accepted part of this journey we call life. Children are allowed to protest, scream, throw a fit and yell about how much they don’t want to do this or that. People will accept and even understand when a toddler throws a fit because they don’t want to do something; that same tolerance level will not and should not be extended when you’re an adult.

Regardless, there are still things we absolutely hate doing. Undoubtedly, shopping is one of the worst activities humans regularly engage in. There is no other way to describe it than mind-numbingly awful, and that’s being gentle. Now, the situation becomes exponentially worse when the destination is Walmart. A clip posted on YouTube mentions the most important rules to follow during your next Walmart trip.

The first commandment Matt mentions concerns a symbol, and many people seem to have forgotten what it means. An arrow shouldn’t need to be explained, but if you’ve been out to Walmart recently, you know it certainly does. People will go any direction they please.

Next, Matt mentions the one that gets on my nerves the most. Commandment No. 2, according to Matt, concerns returning your shopping cart. Again, why and how is this so difficult? You use something and you put it back. That doesn’t seem like a tricky concept to grasp. Yet, that is one thing Walmart shoppers seem to have difficulty understanding.

His other commandments involve blocking the aisles, the proper use of the self-checkout and individuals taking advantage of Walmart’s return policy.

If we could all follow these policies while shopping at Walmart and everywhere else, visiting retailers would be a much more pleasant experience for everyone. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”