A mother shared the hilarious and totally relatable things she found herself saying to her children over the course of just one day. The hysterical sentences and phrases she uttered to her little ones are likely things she thought would never escape her mouth. Watch the short but uproarious clip to hear what this mother caught herself saying to her children.

Children are wonderful, fantastic gifts from the good Lord. Arguably, there is no greater blessing than being a parent. When they finally make their much-anticipated arrival, those youngsters bring an incredible amount of joy, happiness and love to every household. Most parents would gladly and willingly do anything within their power for their children. 

However, as every parent knows, as much as they might love their little ones, children can be exhausting and tiring, even getting on your last nerve at times. They will test your patience and resolve, and negatively impact your sleep schedule. As one mother recently discovered, children will even significantly impact your speech, causing you to say things you never thought of before becoming a parent.

In a clip posted on YouTube, one mom shared what she found herself saying to her children. What she utters is some of the most random, off-the-wall and downright hilarious things you've likely ever heard. But that is the life of a parent, right? 

As she states, her children range in age from one to eight, so the topics of conversation will also vary greatly. Some of what she shares is as follows:

"I prefer you use your cucumbers for your ranch, and not your toes."

"Who put the cheese in my computer?"

"Please stop putting stickers on the 1-year-old. He is not a sticker chart."

"Out of curiosity, why is there a Barbie head in the dishwasher? Oh, so only her face needed to be washed. Everything else didn't? OK."

Again, I must stress that she mentioned all this had happened and was said over the course of just one day. Parenting is not for the weak!

Proverbs 22:6 "If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it."