Comedian Hilariously Imagines What Dogs Would Say If They Could Talk

One comedian, Jonnie W., hilariously imagined what dogs would say if they could talk.

Most people, even those who don’t have pets, still love and appreciate animals and the joy they can and do bring people. However, for those who do have pets, most absolutely love their animals and would do anything in their power for their cat or dog. If little Sparky or Tiger needed something, pet owners would not rest until that need was fulfilled.

Pet owners are a giving group of people. They do most things for their pets without thinking twice about it. Another thing that most pet owners do is talk to their pets. Yes, we know animals cannot respond verbally or likely even understand much of what we’re saying, but that doesn’t stop the conversation from happening on our end.

But what if our cute, furry, four-legged friend did have the ability to speak? Jonnie W. imagines how they might respond to us. What he comes up with is bound to have you double over in laughter.

The clip begins with Jonnie referencing talking dog videos on social media.

“Please tell me you understand your dog would not say, ‘I love you’ if it could talk,” he said. “Your dog’s had it up to here with you. OK? If your dog could talk, it’d be more like this, ‘Hey, I really appreciate this dry kibble you’ve been feeding me. Oh, a juicy steak sandwich for you? Well, good you earned it, buddy.”’

Jonnie also believes a talking dog would address what so many pet owners do to their pets: talk to them while using baby talk.

“’And for the last time, will you stop with the baby talk?”’ Jonnie says. “’I am 47 years old. I am a grown-up, and I expect to be treated as such.’”

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