Christian pick-up lines lol :-D
Posted at 10:28 AM on July 16, 2008 by tdietrich1
Ok I found this list of christian pick-up lines on facebook and I just had to put them on here.
1. "nice bible."
2. "is this pew taken?"
3. "i just don't feel called to celibacy."
4. "for you i would slay two Goliaths"
5. "i would go through more than Job for you"
6. "you are perfect, except with all the sin."
7. "when Moses struck the rock, water flowed from it like a river. i promise i will never strike you."
8. "you are so unblemished that i would sacrifice you."
9. "what, this here? oh.. thats my study bible - it's a little bigger but i can handle the extra spiritual and physical weight."
10. "shall we tithe?"
11. "at points in my life i have been referred to as Samson"
12. "the word says... Read More »
General
| Name: | Tim Dietrich |
| Gender: | Male |
| Date of Birth: | February 3, 1992 |
| City: | Seneca |
| State: | South Carolina |
| Country: | United States |
| Hometown: | Seneca |
| Web Site: | myspace.com/tdietrich1 |
| About Me: | Hey Guys! For those of you who don't know I'm Tim, I'm a junior at OCA, I'm a bloomer and proud of it, I'm addicted to video games and am not afraid to spend ALOT of money on them, I've been a christian for seven years, I love to have boatloads of fun and just hang out with friends as much as possible, I'm usually a shy person at first but when you get to know me I really don't know when to shut up, oh and I love the Clemson Tigers. well thats just a little summary of what I'm about ttyl! oh PS: I'm single (wink wink) |
Social
| Interested In: | Sleep, internet, music, texting, xbox, tv, chillin with my friends, youth group. |
| Favorite Music: | I love all music, some stuff more than others. |
| Favorite Movies: | Movies: boondock saints rudy the punisher braveheart american pie fight club Shows: criminal minds how i met your mother the unit king of queens seinfeld |
| Favorite Books: | the five people you meet in heaven, under the overpass, 1984, son of the mob,alex rider, junie b. jones (shut up i know), and of course green eggs and ham. |