mcgeeandme's Video Channel
Well I try to be humble, which is really hard when I am so awesome. It\\\\\\\'s also hard to describe myself on here without using the word s-e-x-y. (Which I know I can\\\\\\\'t use since this is a Christian Website).
Anyway, I am one of the greatest men that will ever live. I say \\\\\\\'will\\\\\\\' because I will not be born for another 970 years. My second in command, Kip, foolishly flew my ship, the Nimbus, into a very s-exy wormhole. Okay, I was the one piloting at the time, but it was still his fault (and you should have seen the worm hole...it was so shiny).
I digress, here are some of my military exploits.
-The Carpet bombing Eden 7
-Defeating the pacifists of the Gandhi nebula
-Conquering the Retiree People of the Assisted Living Nebula
-Single-handedly defeating the weak and womanlike Spiderians of Tarantulon 6
-Captaining the maiden (and last voyage) of the space luxury cruiser Titanic
As you can tell, simply knowing me is a great privilege. You should feel honored to be called my friend.
Seriously though, please be my friend.