Stuff Christian Singles Hear

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  • 2012-06-22T00:23:21

hahahahahahhaha! My favorite was "maybe you should give God one of your ribs and ask him to give you a wife *bursts out laughing*" LOLOLOLOLOL!

  • 2012-06-06T05:56:48

For one people, it's metaphorical bride of Christ... While we are the church God does not endorse homosexuality... The male mind works quite different from most female minds; we are inherently "homophobes", and we are disturbed by people constantly hitting on such feminine contexts, when they were most likely designed for female understanding/appreciation, not male. Examples such as; Songs with "I LOVE YOU JESUS" every other line, anything with "touch me", "hold me" (other than the palm of his hand), the song "Hold Me", and in general "Jesus is my boyfriend"/"I love you so much *my* Jesus", "I'm in love with you"... These either by nature or demon influenced distraction, continually disturb and/or distract males during worship, and may not necessarily be the purest and best songs to worship such a powerful God of both love AND justice.

  • 2012-05-29T14:13:42

he forgot the one where your actually content being single, you don't want anyone and people ask you if your cool with it and you tell them you are then they look on you with pity and pat your arm saying "God has someone for you, just wait , awww you poor thing" like it was a problem.

  • 2012-05-28T18:08:06

poor Jesus... waiting all this time and his bride is made of bricks....

  • 2012-05-28T18:04:26

lol a church isn't four walls! Where d'you hear that? You know when Christians say 'We are the church"..? They're not telling you they're made of bricks. I sincerely hope we're not supposed to represent bricks otherwise there'll be a *lot* of confusion when Jesus comes! Lol... I can just imagine him... "Guys guys! Where are my bricks? What, you didn't paint yourself red and line yourselves up? Why not? Don't you realise that's how people will come to know me?" >D... think you may need to find that bit in the Bible where it says we represent bricks again and let us all know where this epiphany has come from so we can all change our ways before the second coming! I don't wanna get caught out - I might need to buy some red paint!

  • 2012-05-24T15:41:14

Daniel DuVal you are the church where the holy spirit dwells in you. A church is 4 walls, as christian we represent the church its through our testimony that people will decide to seek Jesus or not.

  • 2012-05-06T01:37:57

Sometimes you wounder why some of your friends always have a boy friend or girl friend. Well I figured that out. Someone I know went out with someone I dated a few time. He was a jerk big time I said sure go out with him. I thought they would dumped them in a few dates like I did. Well they stayed with them for a few yrs. That was stupid of them an sad that they see so little of them selfs. It's best to wait for someone who treates you right I was 36 when I got married. I'm glad I waited because it not alway easy with teens. Best advise wait for the right one you will know.

  • 2012-05-03T21:27:29

OMgoodness. This was great :) You just made my day sir.

  • 2012-05-01T05:49:43

"There's no marriage in heaven." Lol...heard that one :P ♥.

  • 2012-04-26T21:32:30

Christiana R. Rueckert Technically, the Church is his bride. Not individual Christians, the Church.

  • 2012-04-26T14:44:51

Well technically you're his bride... sooo... =D

  • 2012-04-26T14:43:16

This is totally awesome video. Single 18 years and this new country is trying so hard to set me up with a woman. She's single, she's nice, you'd look good with her, or better yet, she likes you, no really she likes older men, I mean have you ever dated a younger woman? You'd love her, and she would be good for you. People now wonder why I sit 24/7 in my little 6 foot by 8.5 foot room alone and don't go out. This video puts it into perspective. WELL DONE! If I could I would have this video playing 24/7 outside my door to keep the hen pecker, busy bodies away. jaja

  • 2012-04-21T16:22:59

What?

  • 2012-04-21T16:22:18

He's not supposed to be single. He's talking to someone who is single.

  • 2012-04-20T16:06:56

Jesus is your girlfriend? That's just disturbing.

  • 2012-04-19T03:18:49

HAHAHA! THIS GUY HEARS SO HILARIOUS YET THAT'S WHAT HE IS AIMING FOR.

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