KHLOVER's Blog

Hey everyone!!!!!!!! So...are you guys excited for school?!

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.



Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground.



When the waiter spilled a drink on his shirt, he said, "this one is on me."

Once upon a time there was a poor professor...who's experiments failed because he didn't have enough money for the right equipment...



One day he went to go eat by a fountain with only a banana for lunch. And just before he could eat it...it fell into the fountain. The professor began to cry...because who could eat a soggy banana?



When...all of a sudden...a beautiful mermaid monkey fairy came out of the fountain and asked him," Which did you drop, the gold or the silver banana?" The professor was honest and replied that it was neither...and because of his honesty, he was given both the gold and silver bananas! =)



Little did he know a little monkey was hiding in the bushes and saw the whole thing...



"Wow! He droped one banana and got two back..." The monkey was very happy and decided to copy the professor...



He brought his banana, went to the fountain and dropped his banana (making it seem accidental of course). As he began to cry, the beautiful mermaid monkey fairy came out of the fountain. She asked him,"Which did you drop, the gold or the silver banana?". He replied saying neither just as the professor, and was given the gold and silver bananas.



He was sooo excited! And in his anticipation, he took a bite out of one of the wonderful bananas he was given...



He became very angry when he found out he couldn't eat the banana! So...he spit it out and threw both of the bananas at the mermaid monkey fairy...and ran away...



She went back into the fountain...more puzzled than she had ever been...



She thought," If only he could have sold the gold and silver bananas...he could have had as many as he wanted."



THE END



So...what do you think the lesson learned can be?