Acts 2:38
Written by Jhayton
Posted on Thursday, February 21, 2008 at 05:16 PM.
This old woman went to church one Sunday night then came home and went to bed. A robber who stalked her knew she lived by her self so he decided to brake in. As he gets in the house, hes walking slowy through the house. Then all of a sudden the old woman shouts at him "Freeze, Acts 2:38" and she starts yelling scripture at him and ends by saying In the name of Jesus. The robber freezes and does not move. The old woman calls the police. The police come and arrest the robber which is still frozed when they got there. As they are putting him in the back of their crusier, they asked the robber, why did you stand there frozed, that was just an old woman? The robber replied back "You all crazy, that woman had an axe and two 38's"
