Jhayton's Blog

A robber waites to a family goes out of town then he decides to brake in their house. As hes going through the house, he heard a voice "Jesus is watching you" The robber freezes up and looks all around but sees no one. So he keeps on walking then again he hears the voice "Jesus is watching you" By this time, the robber is scared to death and looks everywhere then finally he comes to this cage with a parrot in it and he laughed. He said to the parrot "You parrot, you sure had me scared, whats your name?" The parrot answers back "Clarence" The robbers laughs again and asks "What kind of dummy would name a parrot Clarence?" The parrot replies back "The same dummy who named the german shepard Jesus"

This old woman went to church one Sunday night then came home and went to bed. A robber who stalked her knew she lived by her self so he decided to brake in. As he gets in the house, hes walking slowy through the house. Then all of a sudden the old woman shouts at him "Freeze, Acts 2:38" and she starts yelling scripture at him and ends by saying In the name of Jesus. The robber freezes and does not move. The old woman calls the police. The police come and arrest the robber which is still frozed when they got there. As they are putting him in the back of their crusier, they asked the robber, why did you stand there frozed, that was just an old woman? The robber replied back "You all crazy, that woman had an axe and two 38's"

This man went to this preachers house to buy a horse off of him. When arriving at the preachers house, the preacher shows him the horse and says give him a try. Preacher tells the man that when he hops on the horse, to say "Praise the Lord" and the horse will take off, and when he wants to stop to hollar "Amen". The man says that simple and hops on and says Praise the Lord. The horse takes off like a rocket and starts heading toward this cliff. The man gets scared and starts hollaring and screaming Whoa horsey Whoa. At the last second he remembers and yells Amen. And the horse stops at the edge of the cliff. The man laughs to him self and wipes the sweat off his forehead and says Praise the Lord.